You MIGHT be a linedancer IF......
1... you always start counting with 5,6,7,8.
2... you Grape Vine down your Super Market Isles.
3... you have a Neon Light Tan Line.
4... you have a separate closet for your dance clothes.
5... you mumble things in your sleep like "One more time".
6... you know you can't eat anything off a Grape Vine.
7... you know the difference between Sheplers, Cheyenne,
and Drysdales, or even know what they are.
8... you wear a belt buckle that costs more than your
first car.
9... you try to purchase a Hamburger with some
"Kick-Ball-Change"
10... you own one or more pair of Bowling Shoes and
don't have a ball, and can't find the alley.
11... you watch Friday night T.V. on Sunday.
12... the bar you dance at goes broke because you
order water.
13... foreplay is 5, 6, 7, 8.
14... your hands go into your pockets every time you
hear country music.
15... your boots match your outfit.
16... your work boots have Fringe.
17... you break your leg building a dance hall.
18... you look up while dancing and everyone else is
doing the wrong dance.
19... you watch your feet while dancing.
20...perspiration drips off the end of your nose.
21... you ride 10 miles on a mountain bike and still
go dancing that night.
22... you don't have a willing partner.
23... your wife stomps her foot and you don't
pay attention.
24... you think a Trashy Woman is a dance, not someone you
find in a bar.
25... you think Ty England is a performer, not a geographical location.
26... you think Garth Brooks is a singer, not a retirement
community.
27... you think Pigeon toes doesn't refer to birds.
28... you don't fish with a swivel.
29... you think a jazz box is not a New Orleans honky tonk.
30... you think Patty Loveless is a person, not a condition.
31... you talk with your feet and not your hands.
32... when spotting, you don't need to turn your head
unless the turn is more than 360 degrees
1... you always start counting with 5,6,7,8.
2... you Grape Vine down your Super Market Isles.
3... you have a Neon Light Tan Line.
4... you have a separate closet for your dance clothes.
5... you mumble things in your sleep like "One more time".
6... you know you can't eat anything off a Grape Vine.
7... you know the difference between Sheplers, Cheyenne,
and Drysdales, or even know what they are.
8... you wear a belt buckle that costs more than your
first car.
9... you try to purchase a Hamburger with some
"Kick-Ball-Change"
10... you own one or more pair of Bowling Shoes and
don't have a ball, and can't find the alley.
11... you watch Friday night T.V. on Sunday.
12... the bar you dance at goes broke because you
order water.
13... foreplay is 5, 6, 7, 8.
14... your hands go into your pockets every time you
hear country music.
15... your boots match your outfit.
16... your work boots have Fringe.
17... you break your leg building a dance hall.
18... you look up while dancing and everyone else is
doing the wrong dance.
19... you watch your feet while dancing.
20...perspiration drips off the end of your nose.
21... you ride 10 miles on a mountain bike and still
go dancing that night.
22... you don't have a willing partner.
23... your wife stomps her foot and you don't
pay attention.
24... you think a Trashy Woman is a dance, not someone you
find in a bar.
25... you think Ty England is a performer, not a geographical location.
26... you think Garth Brooks is a singer, not a retirement
community.
27... you think Pigeon toes doesn't refer to birds.
28... you don't fish with a swivel.
29... you think a jazz box is not a New Orleans honky tonk.
30... you think Patty Loveless is a person, not a condition.
31... you talk with your feet and not your hands.
32... when spotting, you don't need to turn your head
unless the turn is more than 360 degrees
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