DANCING ADVICE
(Ya just gotta explain it so them there cowboys
get the general idea)..............
Dance Floor Etiquette:
Don't spill your beer on the floor-----good waste of money.
Theory of Turns:
Don't turn too fast or ya get dizzy and fall down and look like a darn fool!
Flow of Dance:
Try to head the same direction as everyone else or you're likely to get runned over.
Frame and Resistance:
Don't hold that cute little blond too tight or she's gonna fight like a wet hen and won't dance with you again.
Arm and Hand Positions:
Watch where you put your hand, that little blond has a really big brother watching from the bar.
Spotting:
Make sure you spot that little brunette's boyfriend before he spots you asking for a dance.
Stretching and Warm Up:
That first step outta that jacked up pick-up is a lulu.
Universal Unit System:
Don't quibble with the bartender (or waitress)
just pay your bill and shut up.
Magic Count:
If you can count to 4, you can 2-step (or Line Dance).
Contra Body Movement:
Look out for your buddy who is 4 beers ahead-----he's heading this way!
(Ya just gotta explain it so them there cowboys
get the general idea)..............
Dance Floor Etiquette:
Don't spill your beer on the floor-----good waste of money.
Theory of Turns:
Don't turn too fast or ya get dizzy and fall down and look like a darn fool!
Flow of Dance:
Try to head the same direction as everyone else or you're likely to get runned over.
Frame and Resistance:
Don't hold that cute little blond too tight or she's gonna fight like a wet hen and won't dance with you again.
Arm and Hand Positions:
Watch where you put your hand, that little blond has a really big brother watching from the bar.
Spotting:
Make sure you spot that little brunette's boyfriend before he spots you asking for a dance.
Stretching and Warm Up:
That first step outta that jacked up pick-up is a lulu.
Universal Unit System:
Don't quibble with the bartender (or waitress)
just pay your bill and shut up.
Magic Count:
If you can count to 4, you can 2-step (or Line Dance).
Contra Body Movement:
Look out for your buddy who is 4 beers ahead-----he's heading this way!
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